...before we lose the lightning

26 Nov 2009

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26 Nov 2009

17 Nov 2009

thedailywhat:

What A Difference Seven Years Make of the Day: Not sure I approve of calling Jennifer Aniston a bitch, but otherwise, as far as American audiences are concerned, yep.
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What A Difference Seven Years Make of the Day: Not sure I approve of calling Jennifer Aniston a bitch, but otherwise, as far as American audiences are concerned, yep.

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16 Nov 2009

16 Nov 2009

15 Nov 2009

Another win.

Another win.

15 Nov 2009

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Sprinkles has the best cupcakes!
I had 3 of these yesterday - Banana, Red Velvet, and Chocolate Marshmallow. I found out that they have so much sugar in them but it’s kinda weird that I didn’t get a sugar rush this time.

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Sprinkles has the best cupcakes!

I had 3 of these yesterday - Banana, Red Velvet, and Chocolate Marshmallow. I found out that they have so much sugar in them but it’s kinda weird that I didn’t get a sugar rush this time.

15 Nov 2009

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

unvisiblekid:

I want to know who comes up with these things???

15 Nov 2009

Too Good to Pass Up.

reneexgrace:

Today, a boy in my chemistry class drank one of those HUGE cans of Monster in under 10 minutes. A little later when he left to go to the bathroom, our teacher had us hide his stuff, change seats, and pretend like he wasnt in our clas. When the boy returned, our teacher asked him what he was doing in our class, and everyone pretended like they didnt know him. He thought the Monster had messed with his brain, and he wandered around the school for 20 minutes trying to figure out which class he was supposed to be in. MLIA

That must be the coolest teacher ever.

14 Nov 2009

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