I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
I want to know who comes up with these things???


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What A Difference Seven Years Make of the Day: Not sure I approve of calling Jennifer Aniston a bitch, but otherwise, as far as American audiences are concerned, yep.
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